Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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