Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just forgot I was standing up.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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