it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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