No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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