Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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