this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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