id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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