I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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