remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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