We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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