That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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