belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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