lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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