is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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