so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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