she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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