i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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