This girl is more easily done than said...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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