y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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