I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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