Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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