Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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