we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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