He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just gift wrapped bread.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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