walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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