speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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