Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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