...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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