Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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