Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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