How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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