You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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