Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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