no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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