nut hugger
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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