I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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