ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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