HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
