Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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