McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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