You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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