WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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