I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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