escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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