can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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