Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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