We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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