Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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