so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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