She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
