Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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