I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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