Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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