Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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