Nicole vs. Life
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
