it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I see more hoeing in ur future
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