Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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