Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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