i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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