What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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